philoskaisophos:

There is but one truly serious philosophical problem and that is blowjobs.” - Camus. Probably.

Source: Existencial Comics

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"your face looks like it was made by bethesda"

ancient and powerful insult (via yuriadventure)

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storeboughtisfine:

i’d like to think this the humans of new york guy’s mortal enemy and this confrontation ended in a street brawl

storeboughtisfine:

i’d like to think this the humans of new york guy’s mortal enemy and this confrontation ended in a street brawl

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thaibrator:

when he buys you the coat u wanted

thaibrator:

when he buys you the coat u wanted

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sashathumpa:

"u missed di schoo bus eh?"
"yes fadda"
"find a wey ti schoo den"

sashathumpa:

"u missed di schoo bus eh?"

"yes fadda"

"find a wey ti schoo den"

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naturepunk:

emileesaurus:

There’s this cat at my local shelter that looks exactly like Nicolas Cage, which I think is as good a reason as any to adopt a pet.

OH MY GOD

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hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

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enchanted-dystopia:

seriouslyamerica:

If you don’t think Jessica Williams is the best part of The Daily Show, you’re wrong.

baeeeeee

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modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

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Are you sure? Now, this is not gonna be pretty. We’re talking violence, strong language, adult content…

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k1mkardashian:

I glanced at this one girl for a second and smiled and she smiled back and her boyfriend like grabbed her and pulled her and started making out with her and she seemed not into it and I was like wow straight guys are so sensitive and weird lol like I don’t wantcha girl but I do want ha dress and the number to whoever did her nails cuz she is en pointe tonight

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dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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Origins of Mysterious World Trade Center Ship Revealed

archaeologicalnews:

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In July 2010, amid the gargantuan rebuilding effort at the site of the World Trade Center in Lower Manhattan, construction workers halted the backhoes when they uncovered something unexpected just south of where the Twin Towers once stood.

At 22 feet (6.7 meters) below today’s street level, in a pit that would become an underground security and parking complex, excavators found the mangled skeleton of a long-forgotten wooden ship.

Now, a new report finds that tree rings in those waterlogged ribs show the vessel was likely built in 1773, or soon after, in a small shipyard near Philadelphia. What’s more, the ship was perhaps made from the same kind of white oak trees used to build parts of Independence Hall, where the Declaration of Independence and U.S. Constitution were signed, according to the study published this month in the journal Tree-Ring Research. Read more.